sarcasticgato (sarcasticgato) wrote in gigli_comm,
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I’m sorry to confess that I’m the other person who saw Gigli. And I admit it: I actually enjoyed all two hours of that masterpiece. I figured since I enjoyed Glitter my threshold of pain was unparalleled. But I was not prepared for the downward spiral my life would soon undergo. My wife left me. My children won’t speak to me. I lost my job. I lost my apartment and have since moved back in with my parents ( to their displeasure). I haven’t had a good night sleep in weeks. There’s blood in my urine. I went to see my physician and he couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Then I told him that I had seen Gigli to which he responded by kicking me out of his office. My therapist’s response was a bit subtler. He just told me to “get the hell out”. At night I have nightmares about Bennifer. Even when I masturbate, I constantly get urges to slash my wrists and watch Gigli. Does anyone else have this problem? Please help me.
- Gigli Victim
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